"It’s Cheap, but Is It Overpriced?"
"Parole hearings are more entertaining, and prison bunks may be more comfortable."
The whole review has entertaining little bits like that one; it's worth a read. I get the impression he didn't like the car very much.
It’s Cheap, but Is It Overpriced? (Published 2014)
The reborn Mitsubishi Mirage is poor in so many ways. If the car wasn’t disappointing, it wouldn’t be anything at all.